10.03.2013

The Problem With Blogs...

...is that I never know just what to blog about! And if I do happen to wrangle one train of thought and manage to, somewhat, coherently get it through the keyboard, who's gonna actually read it? Or wants to?!

For that matter, why do I actually do the blogging thing anyway?! I don't have a clue. And haven't had one since the last post. And that brings me to my primary problem: what to blog about.

When I happen to stumble across something that I think to myself "That would make a great post!" I'm nowhere near a computer in order to get the thoughts down in some coherent manner that doesn't make readers have spasms later. I know, I know, there's the beauty of proof-reading before the post goes live, but who has the time?! And not just the time, but who has the patience?!

(And yes, I do realize the irony going on here... Shut. Up.)

By the time I can sit down and actually remember the original thought that drove me to the eye-numbing glow of the computer, I quickly get sidetracked. Facebook, Twitter, movie trailers, blah blah *SQUIRREL!!!* blah blah. After a few hours of wading through all that muck and slowly killing off one tab after another, not to mention brain cells by the hundreds, I come across the main reason why I plopped down to begin with. I proceed to engage in a staring contest with those pixels and wonder "What the hell... ???" with the same look on my face as a dog has while listening to a dog whistle.

Eventually, I'll manage to squeeze out something that resembles a clear, concise thought that I can pound on the keyboard. Much to your delight I can tell. But as I go back and proofread whatever it is I just leaked out I realize, again, something else about blogging: this is just gonna be for me to come back to and pitifully laugh at later.

*sigh*

Why blog, when it's so much easier to Facebook it? Or, for the ones with severe ADD, just do the Twitter. Oh, and make sure you #hashtag the hell out of it.

...speaking of which, if you #hashtag a #hashtag does a random, fuzzy bunny die horribly?