2.14.2013

Words With "Friends"...

...is a stooped game. Really. STOO-PID.

What kind of friend do you wanna play, or play against, in a word game where one of you is gonna get hammered 6 feet under?! And it's not like you, or your opponent, actually knows these ridiculously complex words.

Oh Hell no.

It's that the player gets so damn lucky on the placement of the word that they only really have to exert the bare minimum and be rewarded with 11ty-7 points and the key to some city.

"ZIT" for 50 billion. Oh, charming and enlightening. ...ugh... Shoot me now. Besides, I'm only getting 9 points for "THAT"... if I'm lucky.

*inhales* Breathe sloooowly... Aaaaand rant over. [/rant]

2.11.2013

Blogging = MySpace

Remember MySpace?! (...and I don't mean the personal space bubble thingy, although that's what I first thought of...) Yeah, neither do I. Hell, I don't think anyone else does either.

Remember "blogging"? Yeah, I barely do too. Didn't I hear about it in some episode of "Grey's Anatomy" a few seasons ago? (Did I just admit to watching "Grey's Anatomy"?! Crap... yes. But I don't enjoy... oh Hell, yes I do. Just like "Sex & the City". DAMMIT!) Think about it though. The word "blogging" does sound like some last ditch effort your body goes through trying to stay alive, just before schtuff comes flying out of both ends... right?! Gross. So, really, who wants to spend their nights "blogging" on their laptop? Those things aren't cheap.

But I laugh because, despite it being over A. YEAR. since I've lasted posted, I still can't bring myself to actually just deleting this account and being done with it. I keep thinking about all these great posts I could write about and blahblahblah but actually going through with it? Oh, hell no.

And yet, here I type. Weird. Let's just see where this goes... or IF it goes at all.

*bwa-hahahahahahahahahaaaa*